Oh man is Cynthia going to be PISSED

You have all probably heard about my least favorite ball player (maybe bad phrase here) getting caught last night "hitting a home run" with a Canadian stripper after losing to the Blue Jays. If not, you can read about it here. I mean after a tough loss, who doesn't go out for a nice steak with a few friends, throw back a drink or two, hit a strip club, and then invite one of the ladies back to discuss his hitting slump? It really could be the case, look at the lady's arms! Shouldn't SHE be hitting clean-up for the Yanks? Wait, maybe SHE is dragging HIM back to her hotel room? Do you think he could stop her?

Now, I don't condone this type of behavior from a married man and the poor guy may lose his hotty wife Cynthia because of this (shown below with Alex and, um, Regis Philbin), but this may be the best thing to ever happen to this poor slugger.

What Alex needs is a shake up in his pretty boy persona. Something the New York fans can cling to when he goes through his annual slumps. What could be better than A-Rod getting divorced, exceptionally bitter, maybe throw in a drinking problem, and then hitting the NY singles scene like it's a hanging curve? Maybe he and Jeter really will reconcile and become the best 1-2 wingman combo in history. If this happens, I may just have to take him off my list of players who I would enjoy pushing into an under-fed crocodile pit during mating season.

If this happens A-Rod will be fine, his wife will be fine, and even their 2 1/2 year old kid will be fine. I am guessing that Day-Care-Rod has a worse Father Of The Year score than I do, so what's the downside here?