Cal Pole Vault Recruiting News

I have no idea if this is accurate, I choose to believe it to be so, but per my friend (we'll call him...) Perks, per his buddy whom I have no idea his name, this fine athlete just signed a letter of intent to join the Cal track team next year.

GO BEARS!

She is supposed to be a great vaulter and a valued asset to the team. Great work Cal recruiting.

I now finally understand why my friend Obnoxio has visited Stanfurd for Track and Field events with his girlfriend. I didn't get it until now, but I believe he has been planting the seed to puchase season tickets to Cal Track and Field next season. It may be the most cunning move I have ever seen. Most impressive.