Saturday, June 30, 2007

Musings of a Dad Man IV

Things I never knew before I had kids (in-depth study):

"Breast Pump"

No, it's unfortunately not a new move. I found that out very early on. It's more like the complete opposite of a new move. Picture the torture machine from the "Pit of Despair", but instead of sucking the life out of Wesley, it's sucking the milk from your wife's rack. This is useful for creating an extra supply of milk, or to help the lactation (in depth explanation of this word in a future post) process. I am sorry for the graphic description, but nobody said this would be pretty.

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