Ass Clowns in 'zona

I have some friends who are taking in the sun and some spring training baseball in Arizona this weekend. This is an annual trip I usually join them on, but alas, I could not make it this year. Here is one of them, poolside, at a nice resort in Scottsdale. They thought I would like to see what I was missing.

I then took a close look at the upper left of their picture, and I'm starting to wonder just what type of resort they are really staying at... Is that a dude in a banana hammock? And is that another dude checking out the dude in the banana hammock? Man! Are they even going to see any baseball games this weekend? What is really going on???